"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... A sexy someone catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
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5 comments:
I LOVE IT! LOL I am not all the way there yet but close!
classic!
LOL! That is a terrific one! Thanks Susan!
On the way to all of them 'specially the feet one and the getting up at night....diuretics will be my nemesis.
This was hilarious! :) I'm only 37, but I feel like I already have those "new alligator shoes." I hate my feet--I'm sitting here with lotion & socks on my feet right now. :)
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